If you’ve played with home made rubber band guns as a kid, the Disintegrator will definitely leave you drooling. This puppy fires 288 rubber bands at a rate of 40 bands per second, meaning a continuous burst will wipe all 24 barrels dry in less than 8 seconds.
There is a catch, however. If you’re looking to bring this to your next office NERF war, you’ll have to build one on your own, it’s not for sale. Also, once your 8 seconds of “god mode” are up, you’d better be jumping behind cover because every rubber band will need to be loaded ma-nu-a-frikkin-lly. Check out the portion of the video after 3:08. The rubber bands had enough momentum to bend some of the metal parts of the floppy disks! Sure seems a lot better than that single rubber band piece of crap I fashioned out of chopsticks when I was 10. [Disintegrator UK via The UberReview]
